This Book Pulls Punches

A new one for your summer reading list: Seagalology: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal, a detailed study of your favorite pony-tailed, slightly portly 1990′s action hero’s oeuvre. While you may have to wait until June 10th for the release of this future New York Times best seller, you can fill up your Netflix queue with one of his many martial arts masterpieces.